Soldiers in Belarus found a little squirrel and brought it to the Warrant officer. The squirrel was very weak and about to die, so the officer took care of it and fed it like a baby every four hours.
Three months ago the guy left the army and now works as a taxi driver and the squirrel is always in his pocket no matter where he goes!
Yes, I support traditional marriage. A union between one middle-aged man and a 13-year-old girl for a dowry of eighteen cows.
You know when your dash is so dead you just keep scrolling through the stuff you already saw and shrug and you’re just like, well, this is good enough.
SO I DECIDED TO UPLOAD THE MOST EMBARASSING PICTURE OF MYSELF THAT I STILL HAVE ON MY COMPUTER AND IT’S NAME ON MY COMPUTER IS D  V D. So I hope this made your dash interesting.