A soldier and his squirrel.

batfullobelfries:

Soldiers in Belarus found a little squirrel and brought it to the Warrant officer. The squirrel was very weak and about to die, so the officer took care of it and fed it like a baby every four hours.

Three months ago the guy left the army and now works as a taxi driver and the squirrel is always in his pocket no matter where he goes!

elizabitchtaylor:

Yes, I support traditional marriage. A union between one middle-aged man and a 13-year-old girl for a dowry of eighteen cows.

stay-okay:

You know when your dash is so dead you just keep scrolling through the stuff you already saw and shrug and you’re just like, well, this is good enough.
 

SO I DECIDED TO UPLOAD THE MOST EMBARASSING PICTURE OF MYSELF THAT I STILL HAVE ON MY COMPUTER AND IT’S NAME ON MY COMPUTER IS []D [] []V[] []D. So I hope this made your dash interesting.
You’re welcome. 

Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.

Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.

Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.

Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.

Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.

Me: Lolol your car's a piece of shit.

Me: If I miss that green light because of you...

Me: You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.

Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT

Me: Shit is that a cop? No.

Me: Shit THAT is a cop.

Me: Nope, roof rack.

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