July 2011
true love stays, no matter what.
loveebeauty:
Awwwwwwww this is sooo cuteeee
Bo Burnham!
diabetuuus:
Here’s some interesting statistics!
33.33% of the Jonas Brothers have diabetes
.27% of Jenga games are played on 911 (ouch)
1/44 of U.S. Presidents can dunk
The average person… has 1 fallopian tube ( its true)
The average penis length is 5.5 inches, and the average penis length of someone that googles “average penis length” is 3.5 inches
you say these way too much :)
hahah
scrolling down facebook news feed.
the-absolute-funniest:
don’t care
don’t care
whore
don’t care
your life just sucks, doesn’t it?
you’re single? don’t care
no, it’s cool to write letters to inanimate objects in your status
song lyrics, cool
you can probably just kill yourself
annoying 12 year old
inside joke no one gets, cool
making out pictures
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I am on facebook.
liar. you’re not on chat.
lucas go on facebook
June 2011
2 tags
i want money. →
When I hear someone say "Food".
pinkobsessionxxx:
executions:
We spend our entire lives dying.
okay okay okay. so i was thinking of bleaching a few sections of my hair and dying them orange and red, and then probably leaving the rest of my hair the color it is now.
ahhh should i do it?
i think it would look neat.
okay i’ll stop rambling now.
bye.
TMI Tuesday.
I probably have a UTI.
Awesome.
Bye.
TMI Tuesday.
I probably have a UTI.
Awesome.
Bye.
TMI Tuesday.
I probably have a UTI.
Awesome.
Bye.
TMI Tuesday.
I probably have a UTI.
Awesome.
Bye.
TMI Tuesday.
I probably have a UTI.
Awesome.
Bye.
