February 2011
Guys.
So for my birthday party.
I should have a tea party. And girls have to wear a pretty dress. Floral print, or lace, or something like that. Classy.
Guys, top hats, and monicles, and fake mustaches, you catch my drift.
Oh my goat, that would be the best thing ever.
Except no one would want to come.
HA.
bye.
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this was gonna be a long, emotional post about my feelings, but i hear a box of mac n cheese calling my name.
Bye.
I'm too tired to do anything.
yeahh..
bye.
January 2011
HOW THE FUCK DID I GET A 66 ON MY BIO FINAL.
I have a 93 in that class.
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fuck.
so the ortho took the bands off my back teeth becasue they put spacers in.
i dont have brackets on like 3 teeth in the back, and its so smooth.
and ugh. i just want my braces off.
bye
i want Sperry's
gleeky-parawhore:
crystalmariexx:
addicted2dance86:
ferociouscuddling:
There is so much wrong with this video.
This scares me
O___O
I just lost my appetite
of course the black girl offers the chicken
i just threw up a little.
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Okay, so my English teacher makes no sense.
We’re researching stuff and whatever,
she goes,
“Try to stay away from .com’s and .org’s”
WHERE IN THE WORLD AM I SUPPOSED TO GO THEN?
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Bye.
When a hug that lasts 00:00:20 is given to a girl,...
When you close the wrong tab
wrapmeupunfoldme:
intimidated:
scrotum-death:
CTRL-SHIFT-T MOTHERFUCKERS
^ just saved my life
I just had a thought, You know when you walk in a...
Excurision Rules
Dad: Ok heres the skinny on our little excursion. All those riding with me meet at 2:00. Nick is taking the fun bus so its just you and your friends. Here are the ground rules everyone should bring a blanket and a pillow and give 25 dollars before we leave. Absolutely no contraban allowed. Code names or nick names are required on this trip. Mine is elvis, you will refer to me as elvis or sir only I will be treated with respect. I will have complete control over the radio and cd player. There will be singing. All fellow travelers will be required to sing along with at least one rolling stones song. Complaints about my singing or driving will not be tolerated, If these conditions are acceptable to you I will see you at 2:00.
Meet me in Portland.: Marshmellow died, →
pattiemacisaac:
You were my little kid. I remember picking you out in third grade, thinking she has red eyes so she’ll scare Colin. I thought you were the prettiest thing in the whole wide world. While other kids had dogs and cats I had you, my beautiful long eard bunny, and I felt like the luckiest kid in the…
:(
Watching Skins and making cinnimon rolls.
Not the MTV Skins shit.
No. Just no.
Bye.
*~Not going to Homecoming~*
I’ll just watch House for the next few hours.
Bye.
whenthesunsleeps-:
February 8th, please hurry up & get here. (: